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Europe thou art no longer fair...
Europe you have no respect for your children what will your grandchildren say one day? Do you beat your wife, also?
Europe like once upon a time in America so shall you have to get fixed all of your TVs. Europe like once upon a time in America so shall you have to order your soldiers back home ask for forgiveness! Europe like once upon a time in America will your skyscrapers not be yours. Europe I'll give you a map like once upon a time in America will you tell me where Afghanistan is? And Iraq?
Europe you lie, fooled us into believing you were rich but how rotten were you! Europe resign! Resign I say!
Europe you made us believe that Marx was the devil. And Engels. And Proudhon («property is theft!») and Ginsberg and Whitman... Why, oh why? Whatever the case may be you now lie in misery I cannot rescue you with my salary I cannot rescue you with my sweat.
Europe I have a heart condition. Never have I spoken to you so seriously: I'm depressed. I've paid for your motorways why do you ask of me more money? I've paid your light meters why do you ask of me more money? No longer can I go to the supermarket I hate shopping can you imagine the hatred I’ve grown to thy bread, thy milk, thy grated flour? Europe I’m sick of canned sardines
do you
remember Christoulas 1?
Do you also wish to see me Europe remember Mohammed Bouazizi 2 do you also wish to see me on fire, in front of the Strasbourg Parliament?
Europe you bathe in tears what good is such bloodshed? Europe please don’t show me more teeth confess to your sins!
Europe like once upon a time in America your reality shows make me sick your stars will run out: FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU wolfgang schuble, thy tyrant father FUCK YOU angela merkkel from burgerbraukeller 3 FUCK YOU sarkozy-carla bruni of Madame Tussauds FUCK YOU jean-claude trichet, the one who lacks nightmares and always sleeps in a clear conscience FUCK YOU lagarde, keeper of poor children in the Niger FUCK YOU rajoy, what to say on rajoy? FUCK YOU passos coelho, the liar from Lisbon FUCK YOU claude juncker, the routine bureaucratic FUCK YOU venizelos, Apollo’s bad dream FUCK YOU barroso, the flag holder FUCK YOU sócrates, made of paper FUCK YOU zapatero FUCK YOU aznar FUCK YOU juan Carlos, the King of Spain — when will you ultimately die? FUCK YOU gordon brown FUCK YOU cameron, the Pound’s Uncle Scrooge FUCK YOU tony blair, bush’s embassador FUCK YOU elizabeth of England — when will you ultimately die too? FUCK YOU prince Charles Birmingham’s jester Duke of Edimburg and of Cornwall earl of Chester lord of the Islands knight in the Order of Garter and in the Order of the Bath... FUCK YOU too, benedict XVI and your paedophile army FUCK YOU rompuy, master of ceremonies FUCK YOU berlusconi, Saramago’s «thingy» FUCK YOU monti, Verdi’s executioner FUCK YOU draghi, the Euro saviour FUCK YOU constâncio, wharehouse keeper FUCK YOU papademos, Greece’s coach FUCK YOU olli rehn, vault guardian FUCK YOU dsk, hotel waitresses fornicator FUCK YOU hollande, parisien impotent FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU Europe united in my country, there are old people who cannot afford to buy drugs but do you know it? my maid has not eaten meat for three months but how can I help her if all you give me is the bones? listen to me, listen well: I will also hand you over my children, will you feed them? what have you done to your maternities? do you by any chance know how many babies were born in ambulances between the IP4 and the A24 motorway? Why?
Europe thou art at war! thou art at war in Athens thou art at war in Lisbon thou art at war in Puerta del Sol in Madrid thou art at war in Paris thou art at war in all cities wherever the police unleash its fury on the workers and on the unemployed because from your cow’s udders milk only flows for the masters!
Europe you are carnivorous and I already surrendered my home shall I also surrender my soul to the bank? (no Europe; come no further, no longer will I let you step on my toes – no longer will I allow you to squeeze my balls).
Europe I need a bypass. Seriously. Will you give it to me? I swear I won’t do amphetamines, I promise I won’t grow weed on my neighbour’s garden will you give it to me?
Europe do you believe that I'm MADE IN CHINA? FUCK YOU once again in my conscience you’ll find no flaw, dammit!
Europe I don’t need your submarines made in Germany I cannot travel on your TGV made in France will you also force me to buy a fleet of helicopters for NATO?
Europe when will thy cleanse yourself? like once upon a time in America your coke is trash your nike is trash your LG is trash your samsung is trash your nokia is trash your mcdonalds is trash your visa mastercard is trash your sony is trash your nestlé porridge is trash your siemens is trash your orange telecom is trash (how many more will hang themselves on that orange tree?) your pt telecommunications is trash your "até já"* tmn is trash your "energia positiva"* galp is trash your "de que é que precisas?"* optimus is trash your "compre o que é nosso"* modelo continente is also trash trash is your «like» on facebook is there anything in you that is beyond trash?!
Europe like once upon America are your negro «God’s shit»? are your Muslims «God’s shit»? Europe you suffer from atherosclerosis «God’s shit» is your blood oil from the Niger Delta runs in your veins «God’s shit».
Europe you do not have ministers of Education your ministers of Education are accountants, you do not have ministers of Finance your Finance ministers are tax collectors, you have no Labour ministers your Labour ministers are slavers, you have no Health ministers your ministers of Health are undertakers, you have no Heads of State your Heads of State are actually gang leaders...
Europe I'll be frank with you: I’ve already fired my maid. Over the next five years you will rob me 70.000 euro 70.000 euro that you´ll spend in two days in the Bahamas when will you ever repay me?
Europe you’ve already sold your rings is it true that you are now selling your fingers? please let me breathe, how much will you charge me for thirty seconds of oxygen?
Europe you spent all our money in luxurious brothels. How many whores have you sustained with my taxes?
Europe I don’t want you to step sideways I want you to evaporate. I don’t want you in two speeds, I can’t stand living on the crumbs dropped from the banquets of the rich, as Sena 4 says.
Europe don’t come knocking on my door, don´t come ringing my bell you’ve become an UN-BEA-RA-BLE neighbour!
Europe your capital city is once again Auschwitz. Like once upon a time in America you’re planting crosses all over the world but I refuse to believe in that God of yours.
Europe please step aside I'm going to spew.
____ * Advertisement campaigns in Portugal «até já»: «see you soon» for tmn cell phone operator «energia positiva»: «positive energy» for galp gas stations «de que é que precisas?»: «what do you need?» for optimus cell phone operator «compre o que é nosso»: «buy national products» for modelo continente hypermarkets
1 Christoulas: Greek suicide protester (2012). 2 Mohammed Bouazizi: Tunisian suicide protester (2010). 3 Burgerbraukeller: name of the brewery in Munich where the Putsch that would bring the Nazis to power took place in 1923, according to Hitler's biography, as writen by Giulio Ricchezza. 4 Jorge de Sena, Portuguese poet and writer.
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